😂 Everything Hurts and I’m Dying Mug – Dramatic Humor Coffee Cup
Perfect Gift for Anyone Who Runs on Sarcasm & Caffeine
✨ Product Story
Life is exhausting, and sometimes you just need the world to know you’re suffering—dramatically. This “Everything Hurts and I’m Dying” mug delivers peak sarcasm with every sip.
Ideal for exhausted parents, office warriors, gym survivors, and anyone who treats minor discomfort like a Greek tragedy. Microwave- and dishwasher-safe, it’s equal parts relatable, hilarious, and painfully accurate.
📏 Details
Available in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes
Crafted from high‑grade white ceramic
Design printed on both sides
Microwave & dishwasher safe
Printed using permanent sublimation for vibrant, fade‑proof design
FDA approved, lead & cadmium free, Prop 65 certified
Printed & shipped from the USA
Packaged in custom styrofoam for safe delivery
✨ A funny, functional mug that makes a perfect gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone who loves sarcasm with their coffee.
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