💘🍬 Funny Candy Heart Glass Cup – Sarcastic Valentine’s Day Edition
Sweet on the outside, savage on the inside.
Who says Valentine’s Day has to be mushy? Our Funny Candy Heart Glass Cup brings a sarcastic twist to classic candy messages with cheeky phrases like “Suck It,” “As If,” “Not Yours,” and more. It’s the perfect cup for anyone who prefers humor over hearts-and-flowers—and isn’t afraid to say what they really mean with every sip. 😂
With a full-wrap design and soft pastel colors, it looks sweet at first glance… until you read the messages. Pair that with a bamboo lid and a matching glass straw, and you’ve got the ultimate mood cup for iced coffee, teas, cocktails, mocktails, smoothies, and anything else that powers your fabulous (and slightly unbothered) self.
Perfect for Galentine’s Day, anti-Valentine vibes, or gifting to someone who loves humor with their hydration.
Sassy? Yes. Honest? Absolutely. Adorable? Also yes.
 
✨ Details
High borosilicate heat-resistant glass
20oz capacity
Bamboo lid included
1 bent glass straw + 1 straw cleaner
Full candy-heart graphic wrap
Suitable for hot or cold beverages
Keeps drinks hot/cold for 8+ hours
🧼 Care Instructions
Hand wash suggested for long-term graphic quality
Bamboo lid: hand wash only, do not soak
Wash before first use
Avoid abrasive sponges
Use caution when removing from microwave
Bring the sass, spill the tea, and sip with attitude. 💁‍♀️💘