☕⚠️ “Patience: Currently Unavailable” 14oz Ceramic Mug
The Official Morning Disclaimer Every Non-Morning Person Needs
Meet the mug that speaks before you’re ready to.
Our Patience Mug is your not-so-subtle reminder to the world that your patience—like your coffee—is still brewing. Until further notice, approach with caution.
With its campfire-style ceramic design, speckled ivory glaze, and bold two-sided warning, this mug ensures your message is visible from all angles (including from across the room… where it’s safest to stand).
Perfect for mornings, meetings, school drop-off lines, and anyone who dares speak to you before “coffee mode” has activated.
CAUTION: Mug does not magically increase patience, but it will keep unnecessary conversations to a minimum.
 
✨ Features for the Not-Yet-Caffeinated
Double-sided graphic—your warning is visible no matter how you hold it
Microwave safe (for patience refills)
Dishwasher safe (because you don’t have the patience to hand wash)
14oz capacity—enough fuel to activate “human mode”
Durable ceramic construction that survives pre-coffee clumsiness
☕ Perfect For
Morning meetings that definitely could’ve been emails
Before-coffee conversations
Your desk’s permanent “leave me alone” zone
Parents, teachers, and anyone whose patience resets nightly
Giving as a hilarious, relatable gift
📏 Details
14oz ceramic campfire-style mug
Dimensions: 4" top diameter × 3.5" height × 3" bottom diameter
White sesame/ivory glaze with speckles
Black lettering on both sides
Designed in the USA
Microwave & dishwasher safe (use caution when removing from microwave)
Wash before use
Avoid abrasive cloths to preserve the design